need to start some new ones circulating....
2006-09-26 10:46:27 · 9 answers · asked by dossin 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two muffins are in the oven. Muffin number one says "It sure is getting hot in here." Muffin number two says "Holy sh*t! A talking muffin!"
2006-09-26 11:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by kturner5265 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A boy was upstairs playing on his computer when his Granddad came in the room and sat down on
the bed.
"What are you doing?" Asked the Granddad. "You're 18 years old and wasting your life!
When I was 18 I went to Paris, I went to the Moulan Rouge, drank all night, had my way with
the dancers, pissed on the barman and left without paying! Now that is how to have a good time!"
A week later, the grandfather comes to visit again. He finds the boy still in his room, but
with a broken arm in plaster, 2 black eyes and missing all his front teeth.
"What happened?", he asked.
"Oh Grandfather!", replied the boy. "I did what you did! I went to Paris, went to the Moulan
Rouge, drank all night, had my way with the dancers, pissed all over the barman, and the beat
the crap out of me!"
"Oh dear!" replied the Granddad. "Who did you go with?"
"Just some friends, why? Who did you go with?"
"Oh!" replied the Granddad. "The SS."
2006-09-26 18:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by Bo V 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you hear about the new barbie doll??
yeah divorce barbie and she comes with all of ken crap...
what is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
mosquito stops sucking after you smack it...
whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
rooster says=cockadoodledo
prostitute says= any c@ock will do
2006-09-26 17:51:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are Woks For?
Fowing at WABBITS
2006-09-26 17:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is brown and sticky?
A stick
2006-09-26 17:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by fall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get if you cross an elephant & a rhincerous?
El-if-i-know
2006-09-26 18:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by Advice1A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
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2006-09-26 17:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom just got this one in a text...
If a girl with a big chest works at Hooters, where does a person with one leg work??????
IHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-26 17:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do u call a person with aids in a wheelcahir?
Rollaids!!!!LOLHAHAHAH
2006-09-26 17:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋