An irishman, an englishman, an old lady and a beautiful girl are on a train. The train goes through a tunnel. everything goes dark. when the daylight comes back the englishman holds his cheek. he has been slapped. The old lady is thinking 'i bet he tried to touch her and she slapped him'. The girl is thinking 'i bet he tried to touch me and got the old lady and she slapped him' The irishman is thinking ............................................................?
2006-09-26 10:32:36 · 23 answers · asked by Rach Gyllenhaal 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is for "cr4is2pyo"......... irish people dont wear kilts./thats the scottish......duh!!
2006-09-26 10:47:14 · update #1
...i cant wait until we go through another tunnel so i can give another slap to that english b@stard!
2006-09-27 06:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet he tried to touch me and the lady slapped him
2006-09-26 10:36:04 · answer #2 · answered by shantaiva j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That Englishman's clever; he grabs the girl and I get slapped".
The Englishman is thinking; "I just slapped an Irishman and got away with it!"
2006-09-26 10:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by World Famous Neffer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't wait to get into another tunnel so I can slap that English c**t again.
Got a different version of it sent to me today involving a white man, black man, fit blonde and old lady. Yours it not as racist as the one I read today!!!
2006-09-26 10:39:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
damn it i thought that cr4is2pyo was on this train so then apologises for feeling the guys leg and then slapping him giving him a big kiss coz he doesnt have a clue about other cultures
2006-09-26 11:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the "when every thing goes dark they hear a kissing sound then a smacking sound!"
The Irish man is thinking "He he he I kissed my arm, slapped the english man, and got away with it!!!!!"
2006-09-26 10:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love dark tunnels..you get to slap Englishmen & they think its the women that did it....
2006-09-26 12:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i kissed my arm, slapped an Englishman and got away with it
2006-09-26 10:34:45 · answer #8 · answered by J 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dang i thought it was the old ladies butt me nuts were a slapping...
2006-09-26 10:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He tried to touch me, but touched the girl.
2006-09-26 10:35:08 · answer #10 · answered by smexibiotch3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋