Wait. There's 3 old guys outside my door wanting to give me gold.
2006-09-26 10:31:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah, you should start a religion.
2006-09-26 10:32:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
the feline salvation of the cat world
hmm
got some bad news here dude
at some point in time ur gonna have to string um up on a cross
but don't fret you still got that gold there's always Vegas
2006-09-26 17:40:24 · answer #2 · answered by Truthasarous rex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No they are not blessed it just means that your cat went off and had sex and then didn't tell you about it so you just think she's a virgin.
2006-09-26 17:34:20 · answer #3 · answered by Brandy N 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. Your cat is probably a right little tart who secretly goes out at night and gets banged by all the neighbourhood tom cats.
Alternatively she may have been subject to 'cat rape'.
2006-09-26 17:36:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I hate to say it, but those men are just Jehovah's witnesses, and your cat probably got knocked up in April when you went to work and left the window in the bathroom open.
2006-09-26 17:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by Tofu Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How do you know your cat is a virgin
Do you watch her day and night
2006-09-26 17:51:10 · answer #6 · answered by righteous992003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im calling animal control!
2006-09-26 17:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by shellygirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Judging by the intelligence of this question, you probably are one of the litter.
2006-09-26 17:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No, she lied to you about her past sex life. Don't feel bad...it's not be the first time some pusy did this!
2006-09-26 18:02:16 · answer #9 · answered by Howie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will follow your cat's teachings from this day forth!!!
2006-09-26 17:35:00 · answer #10 · answered by Eric 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋