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This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets aquatinted with all the facilities around the ship he will be serving on. The guy asks the sailor showing him around, "What do you guys do around here when you get really horny after months of being out at sea?", to which the other replies, "Well, there is this barrel on the upper deck, just pump your cock in the side with the hole."

Weeks pass, and the new guy is getting real horny and remembers the barrel. He climbs to upper deck and sees the barrel. Flings his shlong out and starts ******* the barrel. Its simply the best feeling he had ever experienced, it was truly a success!

After he was done, zipped up and merrily walking along, the guy who originally told him about the barrel walks by. "That barrel really was great! I could do it every day!"

To which the other crew member replies, "Yeah, you can every day except Thursday." Confused, the new guy asks why, to which the other guy replies, "Because its your turn in the barrel on Thursday."

2006-09-26 10:29:40 · 9 answers · asked by miranda b 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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youre just a barrel of laughs

2006-09-26 10:36:08 · answer #1 · answered by sadoldgit 2 · 0 0

I heard a similar one. A guy goes to prison and his prison cell mate introduces him to how the system operates. The cell mate asks him if he likes to play basketball and the newbie says yes. The cell mate says well you are going to love Mondays. Then the cell mate asks him if he likes to watch Jerry Springer. The newbie says yes he does. The cell mate says well you are going to love Tuesdays. Then he asks the newbie if he's heterosexual or homosexual to which the newbie answers heterosexual. The cell mate shakes his head and says ...You are going to hate Wednesdays. HA ha.

2006-09-26 17:42:22 · answer #2 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 1 0

LOL. The joke is funny. LOL.

VetteLeo's answer made me roll, laughing. He is so hilarious, sometimes!

Have a great evening!

2006-09-27 22:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

sorry, funny but heard it before

2006-09-26 17:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by AlfRed E nEuMaN 4 preSIDent 4 · 0 0

ha ha very funny

2006-09-26 17:51:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow! funny, i liked it. even with the gay antics.

2006-09-26 17:39:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

aw man! screw that! i'd jump overboard!
♣

2006-09-26 17:38:11 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

HAHAHAHA VERY VERY FUNNY

2006-09-26 17:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

i dont get it someone explain??

2006-09-26 17:35:56 · answer #9 · answered by bittersweet chokolatte 1 · 0 0

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