Recently, Father Ben has retired and is chilling at home telling everyone to refer to him now as Mr. Dover completely dropping the positition at the church and handing it over to the 'new guy'...I knew it wasn't right from the minute this guy crashed through the wall...He was at least 7 ft tall, big and red, shaped like a pitcher and was wearing sunglasses..INSIDE THE CHURCH! And if that's not wierd enough, the first thing he did was call up all the people who were skeptical that god is not the true creator in front of everyone, pulled a random stack of paper cups from his robe, and forced them to drink it at pistol point....I didn't go up..something just didn't feel right about the situation. Last night I couldn't stop thinking that I somehow recognized this guy....
Can any1 help me identify him?
2006-09-26 10:25:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He's a priest?
Do an online search in your area for sex offenders.
2006-09-26 10:30:26 · answer #1 · answered by exert-7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sinister character you describe bears a striking resemblance to this figure described in Wikipedia:
"The mascot of Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid Man (aka The Big Man), is a gigantic anthropomorphic frosty pitcher filled with Kool-Aid and marked with a fingerprinted smiley face on it, seen in Kool-Aid's advertising. He was introduced shortly after General Foods acquired the brand. In TV and print ads, Kool-Aid Man was known for bursting suddenly through walls, seemingly summoned by the making and imbibing of Kool-Aid by kids. His catch-phrase is "Oh, yeah"
While the scenario you describe is quite alarming, to date no acts of violence have been attributed to the Kool-Aid Man; you may wish to contact General Foods, however, to file a report on this recent incident. As well, I am sure you are better off without Father "Ben Dover" - -hope things get back to normal in your congregation soon. ;-)
2006-09-26 10:47:54 · answer #2 · answered by Ponderingwisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh Yeahhhhh... Crasha banga booma bamma...
2006-09-26 10:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go through old addressbooks, year books, and the internet.
2006-09-26 10:30:52 · answer #4 · answered by orimoon3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Yeah!
2006-09-26 10:26:53 · answer #5 · answered by trouthunter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the Rev. Donald Wildman returned from his vacation.
2006-09-26 10:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to quit dropping LSD and watching wrestling!
2006-09-26 10:27:43 · answer #7 · answered by Zebra4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GTH
2006-09-26 10:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋