OK, I don't have a riddle for you really. I have a Question: If I were to go to heaven and R@pe God... What would happen? This isn't a joke question, I genuinely would like an answer!
2006-09-26 10:09:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think you would be the new God because you were tougher than the old one you brutalized. Then, I would immediately be very afraid and sacrifice goats and all kinds of crap to you because - hey... if you did that to God, what the hell will you do to us?
2006-09-26 10:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you even think of something like this?? If you assume that god is male and you are wanting to rape Him, then maybe you are looking for excuses to fulfill your homosexual dreams.
If I were you I would pretend you never thought of something like this and try to be normal again. Otherwise it is highly likely that you will become a serial homosexual rapist.and hunt the men in your area.
2006-09-26 17:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by of Light 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am pretty sure that it would not be possible, but I don't believe in heaven or hell so I am not quite sure. It is a really twisted thought to have, you should get a shrink you are messed up.
2006-09-26 17:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by Chef Froggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't really want to know. Your question sounds like you think the Greatest power in the universe is a sickly gray haired man that can barely walk. If you want to REALLY talk about what He is email me... Jim
2006-09-26 17:13:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You haven't a clue, do you?
Some questions are just too stupid to even begin.
We'd have to start with simple concepts like good and bad.
It'd take all night and most of next year.
I have no choice but to leave you in darkness.
2006-09-26 17:12:47 · answer #5 · answered by s2scrm 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, ASSUMING that there is a god and a heaven, IF he exists then I'd be pretty sure he'd smack the crap out of ya before you got too far :)
2006-09-26 17:11:26 · answer #6 · answered by lillith6662000 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You wouldn't get there because God knows what you think
2006-09-26 17:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by owner4nothing 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty sure you wouldn't be able to.
2006-09-26 17:11:29 · answer #8 · answered by jd 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Then He would be your bee-otch.
2006-09-26 17:14:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
....THIS IS TERRIBLE...I AM SORRY,, THIS IS VERY,,VERY DISTASTEFUL....
2006-09-27 00:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by *Blue* *Glow* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋