2006-09-26 09:51:14 · 11 answers · asked by t ford 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
lol i was jsut seein what kind of answers id get i was bored one night lol u actullay believed that thats funny. id never let someone cut one of my nuts off u kiddin me those are my family jewels
2006-09-27 15:07:59 · update #1
Hmmm...
2006-09-26 10:14:15 · answer #1 · answered by Peapod 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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pawning the family jewels
I was looking to sell my testicle to science and wondering if you could help me out. I have been searching the Web all day and I know that there is an actual medical research facility that does this sort of thing, but I have no idea where to start looking. I have tried all the search engines at my current disposal and need some help. Any and all help provided will be much appreciated. Thank you and have a nice day.
Josh
Hello Josh,
You're not the first guy to ask me about a mysterious testicle-purchasing organization. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'm afraid that there is no such place. In fact, the National Organ Transplant Act makes it illegal to sell any human organs or tissues. It's just not in society's interest to allow people to pawn off their own body parts.
It is perfectly legal, however, to donate one's organs, posthumously, for research or transplant use. While the Department of Health does not list testicles among the organs that they accept for donation, plenty of private hospitals and medical schools will. Talk to your facility of choice directly about making the appropriate arrangements.
Donald Zimmer
2006-09-26 17:04:32 · answer #2 · answered by Didgeridude 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would really depend on how many eBay bidders you have. With a low starting bid you may be able to generate some interest.
2006-09-26 17:00:11 · answer #3 · answered by EC-S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet you could get at least 30 days in a psych ward
2006-09-26 16:55:08 · answer #4 · answered by worldhq101 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dunno. Best thing to do is to hack one off and go to a public place, such as a mall's food court and show to everybody who passes by until someone makes you an offer. Because eBay won't let you do that anymore.
2006-09-26 16:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by Eric C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can donate it to a medical university for free.
2006-09-26 17:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Lottare 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing, it wouldnt be able to function without the body's blood pumping through it, fast, and hard...
...not that that has anything to do with it...
2006-09-26 16:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by :: [ DARK GHOST ] :: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you want to wast your time on asking dumb point less questions like that one.
2006-09-26 16:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by emily r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
$0... it's an urban legend... google it or look on snopes.com
2006-09-26 16:54:11 · answer #9 · answered by Patti B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa, whoa, whoa... are you a man? That's really scary that you would wanna do that.
2006-09-26 16:53:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋