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more to the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen

2006-09-26 09:49:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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SHE had to cross the road because she had to go sell her body for $20 bucks a hour to go by her some tampons and some more ice cream and then she had to go back home to put her tampons in the freezer and the ice cream so She could watch eat ice cream to SISTER ACT 2 and use her freezed tampon to masturbate. LOL

2006-09-26 10:20:57 · answer #1 · answered by Britney B 2 · 1 1

Probably realized there was no more bud in the cookie jar and went the corner of 4th and Belmont where she could quickly make a purchase and replinish her supply....

2006-09-26 16:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Jakkie F 2 · 1 0

You poor guy, don't you know that women can be a LOT OF FUN if you treat them right, obviously the rate you are going you will never find that out.

2006-09-26 16:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by sweet smile 2 · 2 0

More to my point What are you doing out of the mental ward?

2006-09-26 16:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by ... 2 · 1 0

To get away from Juan the HOMO,no respect for woman makes you a coward .....

2006-09-26 17:18:51 · answer #5 · answered by BEERBELLY 3 · 0 1

heard this one with a slightly different punchline.
"who cares? what the 'F' what she doing out of the kitchen?"
lol
♣

2006-09-26 16:53:44 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 1

i was gonna answer to get to the shoe sale....
but after reading ur answer she crossed to get away from you and get a real man!

2006-09-26 17:00:13 · answer #7 · answered by woohooo 4 · 2 0

Hahahaha !! Very fine one I'll remember to use that one.

2006-09-26 16:52:01 · answer #8 · answered by Sonnenrad 3 · 1 0

Judging by all the anti-women jokes, you are obviously a homosexual.

2006-09-26 17:30:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

get away from the husband. also u cant hear him speak from there.

2006-09-26 16:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by psychpath64 3 · 2 0

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