how do you fit a giraffe in a fridge?
if the lion king called a meeting for all the animals which one wouldnt attend?
you come to a river and you know it is frequently inhabited by crocs how do you get across without a boat ?
2006-09-26 09:47:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Open the door and stick the elephant inside
Open the door take out the elephant and put the giraffe inside
the giraffe hes in the fridge
swim the crocs are at the animal meeting.
2006-09-26 09:50:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Q1 how do you fit an elephant in a fridge?
A1 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door
Q2 how do you fit a giraffe in a fridge?
A2 1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Insert giraffe. 4. Close door.
Q3 if the lion king called a meeting for all the animals which one wouldnt attend?
A3 1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Insert giraffe. 4. Close door.
Q4 you come to a river and you know it is frequently inhabited by crocs how do you get across without a boat ?
A4 Just wade across. The crocodiles are at the lion's meeting
2006-09-26 09:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by jealouz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Open the door, put the elephant in the frigde, and close the door again.
You fit a giraffe in the fridge by opening the door, taking the elephant out, and putting the giraffe in.
The giraffe is the one animal that doesn't attend, he's in the fridge.
You swim across the river, the crocs are at the LIon King's meeting.
2006-09-26 10:16:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the butter out, because the elephant leaves footprints.
You can't. There's an elephant inside.
The elephant in the fridge.
Cross the river when the crocs are all at the meeting.
2006-09-26 10:06:15 · answer #4 · answered by markspanishfly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
make the elephant eat the giraffe and then shoot the elephant. cut the elephants dead body into little pieces and place them in the fridge. the giraffe and elephant won't come for the meeting and feed the dead elephant(giraffe) pieces to the crocs and swim for your life.
2006-09-26 10:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by K & K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put the elephant and the giraffe in a jelly. (jello) and cross the river over the bridge.
2006-09-26 09:53:12 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fit them in the fridge by 'blending them'. ps stop being such a smart ar** Jealouz
2006-09-26 09:55:32 · answer #7 · answered by dunc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mines a double
2006-09-26 09:50:13 · answer #8 · answered by the_moon_ur_eys 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get another fridge..so giraffe can have his place..just for himself..LOL!
2006-09-26 09:55:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
open the door
2006-09-26 09:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by sue r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋