2006-09-26 09:41:21 · 11 answers · asked by Colette F 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Non-Alcoholic Drinks
No, it sure doesn't.
2006-09-26 09:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by sacharose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have drank coffee for years and I have never got shorter or taller so I would say no?
2006-09-26 16:50:23 · answer #2 · answered by paula p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi gang, well let me reassure all of you coffee drinkers out there tonight, that yes indeed Coffee will turn you into a CSP (Certified Small Person). I personally know of six friends that started out with Folgers De-Caff. at a good 6'3" in height and once they switched to Starbucks Breakfast blend have shrunk an average of 5" every 5 years. One of my friends is in rehab because he is now officially classified as a midget and is subject to different Tax Laws because of it (short people are taxed higher because more of them can fit into an enclosed space).
Caffeine leaches calcium from bone- IF the Osteoporsis doesn't snap your *** like a twig in a rainstorm, THEN the absence of height will leave you prone to attack by large dogs.
2006-09-26 17:24:54 · answer #3 · answered by RHJ Cortez 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why would a drink make you shorter???? :p
2006-09-26 16:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by Girlish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course not
2006-09-26 21:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, it was something old people said back in the old dayz to keep kids from drinkin it!!
2006-09-26 16:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by YOUNG N IN MN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Sober, Darlin...........
2006-09-26 16:45:32 · answer #7 · answered by bt086 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but it's good though/
2006-09-26 16:45:27 · answer #8 · answered by Jackie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT MAKES YOUR PSSY REAL BIG & HAIRY THATS WHY I LIKE GIRLS THAT DRINK COFFEE! NO THATS A OLD MYTH
2006-09-26 16:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by ANDY MILLER 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No
2006-09-26 16:43:05 · answer #10 · answered by Jen G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋