When the devil wakes up in the morning......Does he put on his Red Leotard "one leg at a time" like the rest of us?
Also, I've been told that he wan'ts to kill, steal and destroy.
What can I do to foil his dastardly plans?
2006-09-26 09:13:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The devil was invented not long after god was invented and the clergy figured out that most punters who fell for the god story actually listened to the details and figured if they weren't REALLY bad, they could beg (and receive) forgiveness. So satan took up the slack as a simple stick rather than the "carrot AND stick" god story approach.
2006-09-26 09:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't wear a red leotard. And I would say he can probably put his clothing on anyway he likes, who is gonna argue with him? to foil his plan you must live a Christlike life and repeat 3 times swiper, no swiping!
2006-09-26 16:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he doesn't wear a red leotard. The Bible refers to him as a roaring lion that seeks to devour us.
You can put on the armor of God which is found in Ephesians 6: 10-18
2006-09-26 16:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Foil his dastardly plans by relying on logic AND love. Not just logic. And not just love (read: love = faith)
2006-09-26 16:17:40 · answer #4 · answered by AntiDisEstablishmentTarianism 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vote Democrat.
2006-09-26 16:15:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Devil is horny. Get him a stripper laced with STDs--he'll be in Hell forever then.
Wait, um...
2006-09-26 16:18:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could make a prarer to god and see if he will do that 4 u!
2006-09-26 16:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the devil never sleeps
2006-09-26 16:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by norm s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people get him all wrong
hes not that bad of a guy.
i have a photo of him and I shaking hands at the hardrock cafe.
he fancies burbon on the rocks you know.
2006-09-26 16:17:27 · answer #9 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
......devil??? Huh? oh sh1t sorry, was too busy picturing u in ur red leotard. Fetching!!!! ;-)
2006-09-27 05:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by ssssiggghhhhhh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋