A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
2006-09-26 09:07:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, thats a good one. True too!
2006-09-26 09:10:23 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. That's good. Out of 10: 9. LOL ^.^
2006-09-26 16:12:50 · answer #2 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi cutie...that's a funny joke. I haven't heard that one before. You got anymore. I need a good laugh.
2006-09-26 16:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by TNGuy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha good one I like that
2006-09-26 16:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by how_you_riding 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true story:
this one chick was clowning on another chick saying she was fat. then that chick says "i could always loose the weight, but you'll still be ugly" very similar to your joke.
thumbs up!
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2006-09-26 16:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol another oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-26 17:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehh....
2006-09-26 16:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by sashaNY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋