Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
2006-09-26 09:04:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats pretty funny!!!!!! i'm gonna tell that to my friends (LOL)
2006-09-26 09:06:07 · answer #1 · answered by pink_luver 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, in other words since they all killed a birds with a stones Theywere being punished by being handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. And since she killed a bird with a stone too, she must have been being handcuffed to , apparently one of the ugliest guys there. My only problems is I thought you were supposed to suffer for your punishments before you could go to heaven. I don't think you're supposed to be punished there. But it is a cute little joke.
2006-09-26 16:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by one_sahara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard so many variations of this joke, that none of them are funny any more.
2006-09-26 16:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! She has to take his punishment!
2006-09-26 16:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. I think I've heard it before.
2006-09-26 16:14:11 · answer #5 · answered by jazzteen13x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no such thing as a punishment in heaven
2006-09-26 16:05:36 · answer #6 · answered by questions 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. That's horrible!
2006-09-26 16:08:55 · answer #7 · answered by tickle me fickle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it took awhile to get but i got it...
2006-09-26 16:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by Emily Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda old sorry â¥
2006-09-26 17:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like. verry funny :)
2006-09-26 16:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋