Jesus is dying on the cross. He calls out- Peter, Peter.
Peter pushes his way through the crowd and says,"Yes lord?"
The guards grab him, beat him and toss him back in the crowd.
Again Jesus cries, "Peter Peter"
Peter pushes his bruised and bloody body through the crowd
again but the guards beat him again and throw him back.
A third time Jesus calls."Peter Peter"
Knowing it must be important, Peter crawls through the crowd again.
Again the guards beat and kick him but this time
Peter holds onto the base of the cross.
After several minutes of beating him they relent and let him speak.
Using all his available breath Peter says, "What do you want of me?"
Jesus says," Peter from up here, I can see your house ."
Now thats good stuff.
2006-09-26 08:56:39 · 11 answers · asked by homo.jesus 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha thats funny
2006-09-26 08:58:40 · answer #1 · answered by questions 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny homo jesus
2006-09-26 19:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but u can hurt peoples feelings
2006-09-26 16:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by cutebebedraco 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funniest joke i've heard in a long time.
2006-09-26 16:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was sortof funny. But stupid
2006-09-26 16:06:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's cute
2006-09-26 17:10:09 · answer #6 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did Juan S tell this? but not offended â¥
2006-09-26 17:04:29 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can understand why they threw it out. Not good at all
2006-09-26 16:45:45 · answer #8 · answered by Dreana S 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol funny but wrong....
2006-09-26 16:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by Emily Rose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha looooooser!!
2006-09-26 17:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by Tigers Gal! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋