powerfully-built guy who met a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
2006-09-26 08:55:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out ➔ United Kingdom ➔ London
lmfao ~;-}
2006-09-26 08:58:42 · answer #1 · answered by Pookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! I've not heard.I guest the stuff could have chilled and see the Man's strenght in that aspect of life.
2006-09-26 16:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by Big boy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's like the girl who likes tattoos, the first guy she met had a dragon on his back. the second guy had the dragon down his arm, she picked the third, with his dragon on the ground.
2006-09-26 16:01:38 · answer #3 · answered by DAVID H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it, COMEDY!!!!
Dont give up ur daytime job mate, my 14 yr old dog is funnier than you!
Be careful you might get arrested for impersonating a comedian.
2006-09-26 23:21:19 · answer #4 · answered by HIMSELF 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one ha ha hahe hehe
2006-09-26 16:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by braveheart321 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good
2006-09-27 02:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats that got to do with london then?
2006-09-27 07:14:58 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he ha ha good one
2006-09-26 15:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by willows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah - I know that guy - what a loser.
2006-09-27 05:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that was good, props for that one.
2006-09-27 09:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-26 15:59:35 · answer #11 · answered by timone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋