how much wood could a woodcutter cut, if a woodcutter could cut wood?
2006-09-26 08:53:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It depends on so many things
is he working alone? has he got a team with him? is he using a simple axe, or the latest chainsaw? petrol or two stroke? (I don't know if you can get petrol ones, just going with the flow) electric? (is he near a power supply?) or just a saw? has he got one of those log-splitting devices? how small is he cutting the pieces into? are they hearth-sized pieces, or is he simply felling trees?
I need more information!!
2006-09-26 09:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by used to live in Wales 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
However much wood a woodcutter could cut lol
2006-09-26 15:57:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None! If the last sentence is "if a woodcutter could cut wood." I'm guessing he can't? Maybe he should try a change in career ;-)
2006-09-29 06:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by born2survive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he'd cut as much wood as a woodcutter could
if a woodcutter could cut wood.
2006-09-26 16:55:34 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood cutter would cut as much wood as a wood cutter could cut wood.
2006-09-26 15:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by tickle me fickle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the woodchuck, because how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-09-26 15:55:35 · answer #6 · answered by Princess415 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hum!! my hubby saw's wood all night (well it sounds like he is) ha ha but there is never any wood in the morning
2006-09-26 15:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by Figgy N Pluto 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a lot of wood
2006-09-28 08:25:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a Bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasnt very fuzzy wuz he !!
2006-09-26 15:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a load of wood wouldn't he
2006-09-26 15:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by timone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋