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as it seems i dont do it right as i dont seem to get any were we have been together for 9 years and i dont seem to have mastered it

2006-09-26 08:46:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

14 answers

PUNCH HER IN THE JAW AND HAVE YOUR WAY WITH HER WHILE SHE SLEEP

2006-09-26 08:49:06 · answer #1 · answered by luis_11211 2 · 0 0

Nine years!! And you are only asking this question now?!!
try a little romance, dont be too sappy though, no one likes a wimp!! Ask her what puts her in the mood theres a thought!!!

2006-09-26 08:55:27 · answer #2 · answered by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 · 0 0

Drugs

2006-09-26 08:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by Karen 6 · 0 0

After nine years you should know what she likes by now? Spoil her, make her feel like its all about her, give her lots of kisses, touch her all over... give her a nice sensual massage.

2006-09-26 08:50:37 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 0 0

Buy her a bike and go riding over some cobbles.*

* If the question asked after yours is true.

2006-09-26 08:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous_dave 4 · 0 0

Nine years? You need to get in the game and try.

2006-09-26 08:47:46 · answer #6 · answered by annastasia1955ca 6 · 0 0

After nine years? Did you never think to ask?

2006-09-26 08:49:40 · answer #7 · answered by Pookie 4 · 0 0

7 points in a,female you got to hit them all
1. her toes, legs lick&rub
2. her Pussycat(mimic alphabetsABC etc. on it)
3. Her breast rub, lick slowly
4. her hips grab and pull
5. her neck kiss& bite softly
6. her lips kiss but tease
7. her ears lick and moan close
do this and she is your love slave

2006-09-26 08:58:29 · answer #8 · answered by jennie 1 · 0 0

Try making her a sandwich and give her a foot rub, and...mmm, sandwich.

2006-09-26 08:52:40 · answer #9 · answered by TobyFox 5 · 0 0

ermmmmmm by now u should have got it right and shame on your girl for not helping

2006-09-26 08:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by shariwharton 4 · 0 0

Alcohol, and if that doesnt work slip her a roofie

2006-09-26 08:56:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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