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I'm trying to apologize for throwing a bucket of raw sewage through his living room window during a neighborhood block party that he hosted. Any suggestions?

2006-09-26 08:15:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Cooking & Recipes

16 answers

LMAO!

Ughhhh...black pudding?! ;)

2006-09-26 08:17:54 · answer #1 · answered by jaike 5 · 1 0

Wowie. Wha'd he do? I'd try home made chocolate chip cookies with English walunts (black walnuts are awful). Lots of them. For a couple of weeks straight. Or a different kind of cookie a day. Fruit of the Month? Muffins are always good. Cute basket with a nice cloth. Where the heck did you GET raw sewage? Do you expect revenge? If so, the cookies won't even cut it. Good luck and hope you get some anger management training! Or lay off the sauce. (You DID expect some razzing, right?)

2006-09-26 08:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 1 0

Dude it's going to take a lot more than a cake. If that's all you got though maybe a cake in the shape of a bucket german chocolate with chocolate fudge icing. Good Luck maybe you can offer to clean his living room or help with the cost of the window repair.

2006-09-26 08:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by Trish H 3 · 1 0

Bury the data in New Jersey. That way, that is going to be appropriate to the ruling mob, and no person will care. Bury the hatchet in Nevada, close to the atomic finding out grounds. That way, no person will want to bypass close to it.

2016-10-18 00:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Like he is going to eat anything you offer him! Are you that naive? The neighbor you assaulted will assume it is laced with poison or has an explosive device hidden in it.
Fuckthe cake and offer to replace the glass and clean up the mess. If he has already cleaned it up, then I suggest you let him poopoo on your face to even the score and bury the hatchet.
Cheers!

2006-09-26 08:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by murkglider 5 · 0 1

Well if it was me you were trying to make up to I don't think there is a man a live who does not love cheese cake with whipped cream and strawberries.
If that don't do it forget about him.

2006-09-26 08:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by sandyjean 4 · 1 0

It's best to not give him a food offering at this time because he might be skeptical to eat anything you have made.Instead buy him a practical gift and a I'm sorry card.

2006-09-26 08:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by DB 3 · 2 0

Have an upscale bakery deliver the cake so he knows your grubby paws never touched it, then MOVE!

So what do you have at your house, a garderobe? Ever heard of indoor plumbing!

lol

2006-09-26 08:20:08 · answer #8 · answered by Sara 6 · 0 1

I don't think there is anything you can do. Just ignore them and hopefully they aren't just waiting for your guard to go down so they can return the favor.

2006-09-26 08:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by nokhada5 4 · 1 0

Amish friendship bread.

2006-09-26 09:15:53 · answer #10 · answered by cuno's mom 3 · 0 0

strawberry shot cake

2006-09-26 08:18:28 · answer #11 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 1 0

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