Was it planted there by the Flying Spaghetti Monster to test your faith?
Why or why not?
2006-09-26 07:46:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Of course it was planted. The Flying Spaghetti Monster rules us all with his noodly appendages. He sent out pirates to plant this so-called proof of evolution to fool the weaker-minded masses.
2006-09-26 07:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by Mystified 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Did the Flying Spaghetti Monster come before the Meatball Maniac?
It's all a lie designed to keep you eating Spinach.
2006-09-26 07:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by justaskn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All science is from God... thus all science is good... it is man mucking about with God's science that has caused all the bad stuff that man suffers today, such as all the forms of polution and such... as far as the Theory of Evolution, or evilution as some would call it, It is a good working theory for use in scientific study. But, it is just a theory after all, and one that can not be scientificaly proven.
Me being one from the Christian Faith pov, I do not think that the evidence supporting" The Theory" was placed by God to test anyones Faith... The records in the Geological strata are there as proof of God's handy work... and for us to ponder and wonder about and perhaps learn a little bit of God's true power...
If mankind ever learns to use God's science as He intends...all of man kind will live in peace and plenty.... that is The Snow Ball's Chance in Hell Theory
2006-09-26 07:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by IdahoMike 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. If evolution is false, then all those fossils would have to be planted. And yes, the FSM seems to be the best explanation for who planted them. He has the motive, the time, the resources, and the ability. I have heard other theories about this, but they don't seem as credible as the FSM theory....other then the theory of "science", but we all know that hasn't done anything for anybody.
2006-09-27 06:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a scientist reading this challenge count number, impartial, i'd delight in it in case you would not confuse the challenge with nonsense. Your emotional conception contained in the theory of evolution would not make it a reality. info are in accordance to info. the theory of Evolution nevertheless lacks info. We nevertheless are seeking for for it. No evolutionary procedure will be tracked or reproduced, yet. All real scientists call it the theory of Evolution because it remains a idea. there have been some fossils discovered that possibly instruct some type of evolutionary procedure would have occured, yet no longer something conclusive will be latest in those restricted discoveries. we are nevertheless digging and searching and finding out. evaluations like yours is component of our undertaking in putting apart technology from fiction. in reality, its human beings consisting of your approach which have perpetrated frauds and led to us large set backs. we are no longer attempting to instruct Evolution. As scientists we try to assemble authentic records and enable it let us know how issues got here to be. reading a idea in accordance to a obdurate minded bias creates undesirable scence.
2016-11-24 20:37:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY! It wasn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it was the Bat-Winged Snolligoster! My deity is better than your deity!
Take it back or THIS IS WAR!
2006-09-26 08:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by Celt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I said - open thine eyes - the proof of evolution is all around - everthing keeps a changin' animals as well as humans. Nothing stays the same in this world - it is in a stated of constant change - or as they say - evolution
2006-09-26 07:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by toomuch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"George Michael went over to Anne's house, only to find out that she was gone and that only her fundamentalist uncle was there. He informed George Michael that Anne had left and wouldn't be back later. He also informed George Michael that dinosaur bones were planted by the Jews in 1927"
-Arrested Development
Dinosaur bones, proof of evolution...same rules apply
2006-09-26 07:49:11 · answer #8 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
RAMEN! LOL!
Yes, of course he put it there, just so we would question our faith in him... as long as we trust in the FSM, we will have a good life. Don't be fooled by the "proof" of evolution... FSM created all, touched by his noodly appendage.
2006-09-26 07:50:43 · answer #9 · answered by Rogue Scrapbooker 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yar! His noodley goodness is wise to be sure. But he works along side the evolutionary process to give us the best type of thumbs to grasp our utensils with and enjoy our pasta. Ramen.
2006-09-26 07:50:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋