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I crumpled up Lunch Bag Jesus and threw him away. Does he forgive me?

2006-09-26 07:41:34 · 9 answers · asked by Southpaw 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Honestly, I couldn't crumple it up..it creeped me out too much. But I did throw it away.

2006-09-26 07:46:52 · update #1

9 answers

LOL....have you let your lunch bag into your heart??

2006-09-26 07:45:19 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0 0

Why did you throw him away? You could have given him to me. I'd love a lunch bag Jesus.

2006-09-26 14:46:02 · answer #2 · answered by sister steph 6 · 0 0

The throwing away of a gift like Jesus is way out there spiritually. It is my hope that someday you'll go looking for it and believe me all who seek find... Jim

2006-09-26 14:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Perhaps you should buy a lunch box so this won't happen again. There are some nice Jesus ones I've seen
Or perhaps Moses??

2006-09-26 14:51:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

*Gasp* You threw it away! Oh man... get out the handbasket, it's going to be a long ride down.

2006-09-26 15:12:15 · answer #5 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0 0

Jesus weeps for you.

2006-09-26 14:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by AcePrincess 2 · 0 0

How does this make you feel?

2006-09-26 14:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 0 0

he smites you

2006-09-26 14:45:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mother Nature thanks you...it will be a welcome addition to the landfills as it's biodegradeable

2006-09-26 14:44:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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