There was this old man who always came in a horse to a local bar and asked for a strong drink. Every day the bartender asked: same as yesterday?, old man says: Stronger!!!
Than when on for a while until one day the bartender was in a bad mood. So the bartenders asks: you want it stronger right??
Old man: Stronger!!!!
OK... so he poors the ussual and sticks in a bullet on the glass. The old man, drunk already, drinks it as if noting was diffrent and leaves the bar.
Next day he comes and the bartender asks: Stronger???
Old man say NO!!! SOFTER!!!....
Bartender: SOFTER???? WHY??!!!
CUS I BLEW A FART AND I KILLED THE HORSE!!!!!!
2006-09-26 07:14:00 · 9 answers · asked by Ricky 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just can't get enough jokes about farts & bullets!!!
Very funny!
Thanks for sharing it with us.
Throw us another one!!
2006-09-26 07:47:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-09-26 19:35:14 · answer #2 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... I hope that I can remember that one!
2006-09-26 14:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by marcie2000k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!
2006-09-26 14:57:28 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-09-26 14:49:38 · answer #5 · answered by SinginChic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
phew!! that was funny!
2006-09-26 14:18:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!
2006-09-26 14:15:58 · answer #7 · answered by PYT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the joke... it's a good one!
2006-09-26 14:17:24 · answer #8 · answered by cherodman4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... that one is funny!!! thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-26 14:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋