Can someone give me examples on a limerick for my grandfather's (Pop-Pop) 75th Birthday?
2006-09-26 07:00:53 · 4 answers · asked by kristinaanneblack 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How About....
You've conquered the aging disease
that brings lesser men to their knees.
You're a vigorous man
and you've proved you still can
blow your candles with only one wheeze.
2006-09-26 07:07:58 · answer #1 · answered by MissGhosty 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Birthday
I've been banned from having birthdays
A new rule has been made
Signed ,sealed and delivered
By the local Fire Brigade!
They say that all those candles
Would create such a blaze
They'd have to come and put it out
And stay around for days !
So, I guess I'll have to party
Without the birthday cake,
Perhaps I'll light one candle
Just for old time's sake ,
Those firemen ! So fit and strong,
Whose birthday is it ,anyway ?
Let's light them all again !
2006-09-26 14:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
There was a man from Kalamazoo,
He lived to be 102,
As you eat your cake off of the dish,
Just for you I make this wish,
I hope you do too.
2006-09-26 14:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
there was an old man called pop-pop
who went down to his local shop,
the shop was unlit
and he slipped in some sh!t
and was anally breached by a mop.
2006-09-26 14:04:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋