poop accidents - pee accidents
2006-09-26 07:00:02 · 62 answers · asked by nnrj15 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Grade-Schooler
When my daughter was about 3, I was standing in line at the bank holding her. She thought she was whispering in my ear, but she really was just talking normally. If anything, her whisper was a bit louder than her "normal" voice. And she said, “Daddy, I don’t like the lady behind us, she's creepy.”
2006-10-02 10:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by norcalirish 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not a poop or pee incident. My husband, myself and my 5 year old son visited a friends church one Sunday. We haven't attended church regularly so my son was a little confused as to what was going on. The pastor stood up and gave the annoucments then he asked if there were any birthdays or anniversaries, without a moments hesitation my son jumped up and shouted "it's my birthday and I am six" the choir immediately followed Que and the whole church sang him Happy Birthday. I was not planning on making a scene and explaining the situation to a bunch of well intentioned strangers. However my husband jumped up after the song and let every one know our little angel had not told the truth. I was completely mortified.
2006-09-26 10:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by CiCI 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my son was a toddler I took him to see a space ship display at the museum of Science and Industry in Chicago. He was about three and liked the little Star Wars toys and Star Trek on televison. We had talked about the High Star space ship exhibit and entered the musuem about 3 minutes before this remote controlled ship was scheduled for its next take off.
When the music started and the ship began to rise from its display to hover over the audience, my son screamed, jumped from my arms and hit the ground running toward the door!
I felt terrible because I thought he was prepared for the experience, but it scared him out of his wits. It took almost an hour to convince him to go back inside to see the display. I didn't want him to have fear. We are both real space/science fiction fans for life and enjoy this story now that he is grown up.
2006-09-26 09:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the most embarrasing my child had ever done was when she ws toilet training we were out shopping and it was the first time we had been out with out a nappy[as my son did a poo earlier that day so i thourght i was safe mmmm] he was sitting in the trolley singing as i was looking for a gift for a friend when all of a sudden a stench from hell caught my nostrils i turns around to find poo dribbling throu the trolley and down his little legs on to the department store carpet my son was covered in it i was gagging fighting the urge to throw up when a little old woman came up to me and stated that she thinks my son has had an accident [deeerrrrrr as if i didnt know] i did my best to clean the floor and him then took him to the bathroom to change him as i took his undies off he went again and my blouse caught the lot and believe it or not the same lady walked back into the bathroom as i stood covered in poop she just shock her head and left and after i changed my son and tried to clean my self up we left that store as quick as possible leaving a trail of stench behind us and it took me 2 years to return to that shop now i have a new baby and we always were nappies when we go shopping
2006-09-30 17:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by kell2117605 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter was 3 and noticed I hadn't waxed my upper lip in a little while (barely noticible) and started singing "Mommy has a BE-ARD, Mommy has a BE-ARD!" We were on an airplane and there was no escaping.
The same daughter (now 10) paraded my underwear all through Girl Scout camp on a stick, singing "God Save the Queen"
*smacks forehead* I don't think anything can really embarrasss me at this point.
2006-09-26 09:18:36 · answer #5 · answered by Simply_Renee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I done something rather embaressing when i was 3 yrs old !!
Christmas eve in tesco's suppermarket i open the fire exit in front of all the check outs the fire alarm went off and the whole store came to a standstill, it was packed to the rafters. My mother looked over and my gran with the most startled look on there faces. I didnt mean to do it !!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-26 07:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by Jabba_da_hut_07 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took my little sister swimming when she was about 3 (shes 14years younger than me). When we were getting changed in the cubicle she asked me, very loudly, why I had feathers down there (as in, pubes...) Oh man, everyone along the row heard and laughed and I didnt dare go out to the pool for about half an hour!!!
2006-09-27 22:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by Secret Squirrel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son was stood next to me while i was talking to a friend in the street and an alcoholic was lingering about who did not really smell very fresh and clean and my son turned around and said rather loudly mummy that mister smells bad. Lucky the guy had a sense of humour and laughed with my son and agreed with him that he did smell.
2006-09-27 00:43:41 · answer #8 · answered by annie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just after I had my second baby and still had the baby weight my 2 year old son shouted out in Marks and Spencer that we were buying FAT PANTS and then made up a song about Marks and Spencer, Marks and Spencer, Fat pants, Fat pants!!! Lots of people looked and laughed and for the next year every time we went to Marks and Spencer he sang the song, very loudly!!!
2006-09-26 07:16:27 · answer #9 · answered by daniel'smum 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My oldest son (over 30 yrs ago) was about 1.5, blond hair, blue eyes -- saw a very large black man walk by and yelled 'daddy!!' -- the man bust out laughing before I could even say anything, stating "It's the fatigues he knows as daddy - we all look alike in them". (He was a USAF Sgt in green fatigues)
My second son was about 5 when we were grocery shopping and a 'lady' walked by wearing a very short/tight skirt -- he said outloud "Momma - is that a hooker??". You know how loud talking is in the store with linoleum -- for ROWS, you could hear laughter, I just took his hand and walked away.
2006-09-26 07:23:21 · answer #10 · answered by GP 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋