a man was @ home watching TV & eating pnuts
He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.
n the middle of catching 1, his wife asked a question, n as he turned to answer her, a pnut fell in his ear.
He tried to dig it out but only pushed it in deeper.
He called his wife for help, and after hours of trying they bcame worried and decided to call 911.
As they got ready to call, their daughter came home with her date.
After being informed of the problem, the daughter's date said he could get the pnut out.
The young man told her dad to sit down, then shoved 2 fingers up her dad's nose and told him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the pnut flew out.
mom and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.
The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone the mother turned to dad & asked
what do u think he will b when he grows up?
2006-09-26 06:57:06 · 14 answers · asked by His 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dad said by the smell of his fingers..our son in law
2006-09-26 06:57:31 · update #1
Okay... that was not exactly what I was expecting... however, if I was the dad... seeing as I avoided a great deal of embarrassment due to the "peanut in the ear" thing... I would have to take the kid and help him pick out the ring!!!!
I'd even have to talk to my daughter about finding a guy who was willing to stick his fingers up my nose to help out... even after where they might have been! LOL
2006-09-26 07:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by Glory 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That was stupid.
Thanks for the 2 points.
2006-09-26 13:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by Shortstack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Guess he might turn out to be a gynecologist or such.
2006-09-26 14:08:23 · answer #3 · answered by X factor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really cute. I must pass that on, thanx.
ps - you should post that in the comic, jokes and riddle category if you already didn't
2006-09-26 14:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by Maggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was kind of long for a not so funny joke.
2006-09-26 14:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by mjkinoh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A gynecologist.
2006-09-26 14:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by curiousgeorge 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-09-26 14:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-26 14:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by HOME SLICE! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
our daughters husband
2006-09-26 14:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by rosie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's way to funny!
2006-09-26 15:00:31 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋