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lol. I usually hate posts like this, but this one was genuinely funny. I'm using this on my friends.

My answer? Imagine every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

(it's from a movie - google it)

2006-09-26 06:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by Yooka 3 · 0 1

Somewhere i have a lengthy answer to this i was e-mailed.

it involves cats being interdimensional creatures and if you try this they will hover i think it was for a few moments before blipping out of existance to another reality where they aren't being buttered. apparently cats only put up with living with humans (lets face it they always treat us with disdain) because there is a ready food supply for little more than some petting in return.

I'll see if i can find it and post it here!

2006-09-26 06:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0 0

He will still land on his feet because he is a cat, not toast! It isn't the butter that determines where the object lands.

2006-09-26 06:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by runningviolin 5 · 0 0

He will be too busy licking his toes to bother righting himself and if he does land on his feet they will slip out from under him and he will fall on his face. How about we try dropping you from a height under suboptimal conditions. I bet even if you don't get badly hurt, you'll run away and hide in the back of the closet for a week.

2006-09-26 06:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0 0

Haha, I say try it. I watched a video on MSN about how cats land on their feet from 2 stories high, it was cool. Let us know if it works, they will enjoy the taste afterward I am sure. Your floor might need cleaning too.

2006-09-26 06:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by Ember B 3 · 0 0

Why do you have to ask such an idiotic question?

BTW if you really did it the SPCA would have a reason to arrest you and charge you with cruelty to animals.

Would you butter your own back and, say, jump off of some skyscraper?

2006-09-26 13:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by carledwards99andtonystewart20fan 3 · 0 0

How many times do you think you would need to repeat that experiment to get a valid result? And would your cat survive? Maybe only if your hypothesis is incorrect. So are you willing to risk your cat's life in the name of science?

2006-09-26 06:29:20 · answer #7 · answered by rollo_tomassi423 6 · 0 0

You know this is not the first time this has been asked on this site and again I would have to say in order for you to find out butter your back go to the tallest building you can find and fall over the edge and see how you land..............................

2006-09-26 08:24:34 · answer #8 · answered by ooooh look @ me, lol 3 · 0 0

Your cat will still definitely land on it's feet, scratch the h*ll out of you, and lick that butter off of it's back...and have diarrhea all over your house that you have to clean up as payback. :)

2006-09-26 06:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by Letizia 1 · 1 0

What if all of us cat lovers get together and take you to the top of the tallest building and butter you and drop you?

2006-09-26 16:43:44 · answer #10 · answered by purrfectsandcastle 3 · 0 0

guess your weird, tell you what, pretend your a cat, and get someone to smear butter on your back, then take a running jump off the empire state!. figure you won't land on your feet.

2006-09-26 06:47:08 · answer #11 · answered by steve l 1 · 0 0

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