A police officer pulled over a red
Porsche after it had run a stop sign, "May I see your driver's license
and registration please?"
"What's the problem, officer?" snapped the motorist.
"Your just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."
"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me," countered the driver.
"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop,
look both ways, and proceed with caution."
"You gotta be kidding me!" barked the offender.
"It's no joke, sir."
"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within
twenty miles, and proceeded with caution," argued the driver.
"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a
complete stop, and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and..."
"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL!" interrupted the
belligerent motorist. "What's the matter, all the doughnut shops closed?"
"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and
registration immediately!"
"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down,
and coming to a complete stop."
The police officer had enough, "Sir, I can do better than that." He
opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist out, and proceeded
to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick. "Now sir,
would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"
2006-09-26 04:27:51 · 17 answers · asked by butterfly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohohohohoho.........great one....lol.........stop sign is not working here
I thought butterflies are beautiful, but the butterfly jokes are also beautiful....hahaha
2006-09-26 06:52:54 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The officer makes a point!!
2006-09-26 04:30:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice chuckle
2006-09-26 05:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this joke the best out of all the jokes that you just posted!
Keep them coming, Butterfly!!!
2006-09-26 04:32:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-09-26 04:29:46 · answer #5 · answered by mybootyisthatbig79 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice! bastard in the porsche deserved it!
My co-worker had the same thing happen to him..
except it wasn't for running a stop sign
it was for DWB (driving while black)
but he didn't deserve the beating though...
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2006-09-26 04:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the best one I heard today!
2006-09-26 04:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet he knows the difference now lol good one
2006-09-26 04:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by classiclady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an old one , but it is still a good one worth telling. Thanks for the chuckle.
2006-09-26 04:30:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-26 04:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by bdbarbie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋