A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.
"Well," replied the man, "When we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"
The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!"
2006-09-26 04:10:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well,they were married.
The least she could do was give him a discount.
2006-09-26 04:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.......a good joke........
The girl next door, I think should be an Indian.......
We have a tradition to place some amount on the bed, on the first night..., but she will not return the change....as in the joke......... hahahaha.....I think the couples are of Indian origin
2006-09-26 11:18:32 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's never good to insult someones manhood on their honeymoon!
Nice One !
I give it 8/10!!
Thanx for sharing!!!!!
2006-09-26 11:13:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, a fine example of the phrase "made for each other"
2006-09-26 11:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... now he gets the friends and family discount!
2006-09-26 11:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by Mark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2006-09-26 11:12:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute,lol
2006-09-26 12:04:53 · answer #7 · answered by lanie1713 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-09-26 11:20:10 · answer #8 · answered by WoWed in Philly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny LOL LOL!
2006-09-26 11:38:25 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.thks
2006-09-26 11:19:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋