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Those that sign up get a nifty badget if you so desire to flash and then issue the follow proclamation to any person attempting to prove their cleverness and failing miserably.

Logic Police Citation:
"You have been found in violation of attempting to appear intelligence and quite obviously failing miserably. Please try to think more with your brain and less with your a.s.s, in the future. Future penalties will incur the wrath of those of greater intelligence than yourself, of which there are plenty. Have a nice day."

2006-09-26 03:43:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Yeah yeah I was in a hurry... all spelling and grammar mistakes will be corrected :P

2006-09-26 03:47:32 · update #1

We can always add the line "We love you" too to combat your bible quote crazy church girl

2006-09-26 03:50:48 · update #2

Oh betty, I was going to feel insulted but, what you said made so very little sense I stopped.

2006-09-26 03:52:03 · update #3

16 answers

OoOo! Do I get a cute outfit and cuffs?

2006-09-26 03:45:52 · answer #1 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 4 1

I know of a person who was in a rat race. He toiled hard and earned 100 rupees. Some stupid idiots found all the other people in the race, gave them 500 rupees each, and asked them to "advertise" concepts, products, hidden concepts to the hard-toiler. Thus, he took one step forward but no use because everybody else has been "artificially inflated" .. What is the name for such stupidity?

2006-09-26 10:47:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YOU ARE OFFICIALLY CITED

~You have been found in violation of attempting to appear intelligence and quite obviously failing miserably. Please try to think more with your brain and less with your a.s.s, in the future. Future penalties will incur the wrath of those of greater intelligence than yourself, of which there are plenty. Have a nice day.~

2006-09-26 10:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Cosmo 4 · 6 1

The Bible:
1 Corinthians 8:1
"Knowledge puffs up, but love builds up."

2006-09-26 10:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by Crazy Church Girl 2 · 3 1

i guess you had to make your own logic police club as the real one would not have you....what makes you think you have a corner in the logic department...after reading some of your posts i would doubt it...especially someone who thinks they possess greater intelligence than anyone else. all opinions yours included are valuable but yours is no more valuable than anyone else's. you obviously have a god complex and the need to ridicule others who don't readily agree with you and if you are confront you start little clubs, with you as the president of course and dictating the rules and regulations. you'd make a great dictator...just like kim jong il. you do know what they say about ppl who espouse their intellectual abilities and try to use them to control others....they are nothing more than little napoleons

2006-09-26 10:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Before you break your arm patting yourself on the back, you may want to change the first sentence to read "intelligent", not "intelligence"....

2006-09-26 10:45:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Eastern or Western logic? Or both?

2006-09-26 10:50:39 · answer #7 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 1 0

Can I have the Boston area?

2006-09-26 10:50:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

expand your mind.... you only see one side of the coin. You are intelligent but not wise :)

2006-09-26 10:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by Siddhartha 3 · 0 0

Can I head up the Anger & Rage division?..snarl.....

2006-09-26 10:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by mutterhals 4 · 2 0

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