As I'm a Scottish hedgehog here is a Scottish joke.
A pretty American lady on holiday in Scotland said to a man wearing a kilt,"I've often wondered what you have under your kilt"
He replied "I'm a man of few words. Give me your hand"
"Yes" hedgehogs go commando as well. that's why we curl up in a ball from noisy Americans.
Terrified Hedgehog!
2006-09-26 03:16:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it scotland the brave
2006-09-26 03:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now now Hedgehog you have been told many times not to frighten Joe Public. You will have to go back into the dungeon again. TSSSSK! You are a big ***** anyway!
2006-09-26 04:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know how to reply to this. In fact, I have no idea what you expect people to reply. Especially noisy Americans. And, frankly, was that REALLY a joke? I think not. I did not laugh. Only became very, very puzzled.
2006-09-26 03:20:19 · answer #3 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Weel, jist help ma kilt, a jist dinna ken, fit next??
2006-09-26 03:18:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Och eye a good kilty joke
2006-09-26 05:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by bob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that joke is missing somthing, I just cant put my finger on it, but it is missing somthing... ^_^
2006-09-26 03:19:15 · answer #6 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why does kirks wife smell???
Coz will shatner.
2006-09-26 03:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by mick241602 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, a very wee joke.
2006-09-26 03:29:09 · answer #8 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm scottish as well ha haha ahhahahah.
2006-09-26 03:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too funny
2006-09-26 03:18:07 · answer #10 · answered by Mary Smith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋