The circus has arrived in town, and the lion tamer is about to finish his act. There is a large roll of the drums and he get's one of his lions to open it's mouth. Then the tamer put his manhood in it's mouth and starts to close the lions mouth. As the lions about to eat it he put it away at lightening speed and the crowd goes wild.
The ringmaster arrives, and as a bet asks anyone "Who will do the same trick for £500". No reply's "Who will do it for £1000" No reply's "Okay then £5000" And from the back of the stalls this small bloke comes down to the ring.
The ringmaster is frightened he will lose his money, so he say's to him "Do you have any last second thoughts about doing this"
The small bloke say's "Well, yes"
The ringmaster asks "What is it" ?
The bloke say's " I don't know if I can open my mouth as much as the lion did"
2006-09-26 03:10:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love those kinds of jokes... didn't see it coming
good one! lol
2006-09-26 03:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke, but it wasn´t really a question! I´d have done it for 500 quid but then I´m a woman!
2006-09-26 10:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by carolinethompson83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-09-26 10:49:15 · answer #3 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
Thanks for making me giggle.
2006-09-26 12:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, thank you, after a stressful day at work, I needed to chill.
2006-09-26 11:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by cheyenne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one, pal, Keep it up!!!
2006-09-26 10:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Scoob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay so i did not expect that good one
2006-09-26 10:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by playful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee good one.
2006-09-26 10:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE I PROBABLY COULD JUST KIDDING LOL
2006-09-26 10:24:01 · answer #9 · answered by classiclady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. Got a good chuckle! Thanks!
2006-09-26 10:13:58 · answer #10 · answered by kksay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋