god just spoke to me and said that I am god now. he's tired of it. I am starting a new church. will you send me $$$?
2006-09-26 03:03:36 · 18 answers · asked by el bastard sanchez 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i will smite all doubters for i am the lord!
2006-09-26 03:12:07 · update #1
$10 should be good
2006-09-26 03:12:45 · update #2
a sign? whatever happened to faith?
2006-09-26 03:15:08 · update #3
My god lives in a small pond in mississippi and sells used cars and if he was tired of being god and gave you the powers don't you also get the used car business
2006-09-26 03:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by j918101080 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all... you best hope that no one believes you..cause then He'll hold you responsible for your actions.... if you were trying to make a joke..well it's probably not the best choice of topics... if you are referring to how some false teachers are only out for our money and how ridiculous it is that some people fall for their nonsense, then maybe a follow-up (edit) to further explain your intentions. God Bless
2006-09-26 10:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No--I only follow the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church instituted by God Himself.
2006-09-26 10:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by CatholicMOM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be not deceived, for God is not mocked, for whatsoever a man sows that shall he also reap.
Oh, ye, generation of vipers!
2006-09-26 10:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by Linn E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show me a sign
2006-09-26 10:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by bandit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bare witness that there is no diety but Allah who has no partner and I bare witness that Muhammad is his slave servant and messenger.
I bow only to the one God
2006-09-26 10:14:28 · answer #6 · answered by purple diamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends. Can you wait til the 1st of never?
2006-09-26 10:05:38 · answer #7 · answered by Gail R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i may worship with you depending upon your Religious Belief System but I will not worship you.
2006-09-26 10:07:19 · answer #8 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke
2006-09-26 10:12:48 · answer #9 · answered by WhatIf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry the Government beat you to it :-(
2006-09-26 10:05:39 · answer #10 · answered by Nora Explora 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋