A man walks into a bar, sits on a stool, and says, "Bartender, give me five shots of whiskey."
The bartender sets them up and watches the man gulp the drinks down, then asks him what is wrong. "I just found out my son is gay," the man says,
The next day, the same man walks into the bar, sets at the same stool, and asks the same bartender for 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender again watches as the man belts them down, and asks again, "Man, what is wrong?"
"I just found out my other son is gay," the man says.
The next day, the same man walks into the bar, sits at the same stool, and asks the same bartender for 20 shots of whisky. The bartender again sets them up and watches as he drinks them. Then he asks the man, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
"Yeah," the man replied, "My wife!"
2006-09-26 02:00:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ha ha!!
2006-09-26 02:09:36 · answer #1 · answered by ღ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've gotta be kidding man! Seriously, that is really a dilemma finding out the real score with your family. Its just a matter of accepting though i know its easier said than done but i do believe that if you really love them, which im sure you did, i know you can do it whole-heartedly. I know it would takes time to finally accept the whole thing but gradually everything will be alright. Just pray and try to have a serious talk with them. Goodluck and God bless!
2006-09-26 09:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by Bartypurple lass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe being gay is no different from being straight, and we ought to give gay couples equal rights in all aspects of life. Funny joke though, it made me smile.
2006-09-26 09:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah funny..................
I hate the whole homosexuality idea.......its so WRONG!!!!!!God created Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve........so he meant that a man was meant to be with a woman........thats why the woman has a hole in between her thighs that a man is meant to fit in-to with his protruding rear in the front......thats my take on gayism and lesbianism................that its so WRONG!!!!
2006-09-26 09:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by sweetjan20 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny ~ Now what was the question ~
My opinion ~ it isn't for me, however if it makes them happy what is the big deal. Everyone wants a partner to spend their lives with. I chose someone of the opposite sex, however, not everyone feels that way. So, let them choose whomever they please.
2006-09-26 09:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by JUNONNKI 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let a person enjoys anything without harming anybody.
2006-09-26 09:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by atiqueflorida1947 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this one is in the wrong topic. Try jokes.
2006-09-26 09:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by JaneDivided 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a bit of an old joke isn't it?
2006-09-26 09:01:48 · answer #8 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2006-09-26 09:03:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live and let live
2006-09-26 09:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by twinkle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
doesnt bother me as long as they keep to themselves
2006-09-26 09:05:31 · answer #11 · answered by marie_6217 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋