A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly, she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain crap in our garden.
2006-09-26 01:36:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was good. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-26 01:45:19 · answer #1 · answered by Ash84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So cynical at a young age. I'm almost speechless
2006-09-26 08:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel bad for the spiders *sniff
2006-09-26 08:39:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grinzs, smart lil girl.
2006-09-27 16:21:47 · answer #4 · answered by Schizo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he heh he funny
2006-09-26 08:43:39 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and they say that television doesn't teach us anything?
2006-09-26 08:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
2006-09-26 09:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too bad...lol
2006-09-26 08:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How cute is that? Hahahaha, thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-26 08:41:52 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha :)
2006-09-26 09:01:38 · answer #10 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋