A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
He says, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have anal sex with a nun."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfils his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin, and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
2006-09-26 01:21:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
OMG....thanks for sharing.
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2016-12-02 02:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by plunkett 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny how Protestants are so warped. Henry VIII was an adulterer and a murderer so go figure. Hard to believe that he was the creator and head of the Anglican Church. He would probably find this joke hilarious!
2006-09-26 01:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by mouthbreather77 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaahaahahah u r nasty. funny though. Every day i gotta print these out at work and show my people i work with,,,,they all love em. thank you.
2006-09-26 01:24:15 · answer #4 · answered by michelle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have the best jokes on the internet......hilarious as usual
2006-09-26 01:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by sensa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You promised not to tell! I kept my side of the deal, so why didn't you keep your mouth shut?
2006-09-26 01:25:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Jokes on him!
2006-09-26 01:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by kelley1031 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's some costume if it comes with a vagina!
2006-09-26 01:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to tell you but that joke is older than me !!!!!
2006-09-26 01:25:40 · answer #9 · answered by MUSHMAN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trick or treat!
2006-09-26 01:23:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋