A young cowboy walks into a small town cafe in west Texas. He sits at the counter and notices an older cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asks, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do"?
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead".
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
2006-09-26 01:19:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO Yep you gotta love it. Uck, but funny.
2006-09-26 01:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hormel turkey chili is sturdy, yet not something of path beats hand-crafted chili!!! you are able to scientific expert up canned by utilising including somewhat warm sauce, uncooked onions, shredded cheese, bitter cream to furnish it somewhat zing and extra style!
2016-12-15 14:31:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. When I heard it the bowl was full of pea soup with a dead frog in it.
2006-09-26 01:27:53 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evil grinzs.
2006-09-27 09:19:49 · answer #4 · answered by Schizo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but kinda funny. Heard it before too.
2006-09-26 02:26:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww! Man! LOL. LOL.
That's Bad! LOL.
2006-09-27 06:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, time for breakfast...
2006-09-26 01:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by DrJunk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yummy
2006-09-26 02:30:09 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOoohhh yummy!!!
That was a funny gross one!
2006-09-26 02:17:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2006-09-26 01:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋