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I was joking around in work and evryone is on lunch. I stayed behind and tripped outside of the window. The street below is deserted and I am clutching for dear life to the window ledge. I have never been able to do this before but I am telepathically writing this message. Please HELP! Im slipping...

2006-09-26 00:58:58 · 35 answers · asked by mick241602 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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classic - i have seen many bored people type out messages to break the boredom but this has got to be the best so far. thanks for the laugh.

2006-09-26 01:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by Lee 3 · 3 0

You've already slipped into the lunatic fringe ... just let go of the window ledge and telepathically parachute to the ground!

2006-09-26 01:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Marinersfan 5 · 0 0

Wow your telepathy skills are outstanding - if you were talented enough to get a WHOLE question typed telepathically whilst clinging on for dear life - then summoning a rope to grab onto will be no bother!

2006-09-26 01:02:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Telepathically call 911 lol

2006-09-26 01:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Angelkiss85 5 · 0 0

I think you need to telepathically send a message to the fire brigade to come and get you - otherwise just chill and enjoy the experience - it doesn't happen to just anyone!

2006-09-26 01:12:36 · answer #5 · answered by feebee 3 · 0 0

So Telepathically notify the police.

2006-09-26 01:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 1 0

well unless you are not on the second floor or higher, let go walk back into work, get back to work and say nothing to anybody.
and use your telepathic skills to good use and earn big bucks!!!
happy hanging

2006-09-26 01:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by pauline c 1 · 1 0

Don't let your boss know that he is paying you to hang around doing nothing, just because you're clinging to your dear life it does not mean that you should stop working

2006-09-26 01:08:14 · answer #8 · answered by Dave B 4 · 1 0

Get back to your work, you obviously have too much spare time on your hands. Have a look at Wikipedia's site and read the topic of today and learn, instead of hanging out of windows you silly man................. lol :-)

2006-09-26 01:01:39 · answer #9 · answered by . 7 · 1 0

Work must be very boring today otherwise they didnt have what you wanted to eat on the lunch menu lol

2006-09-26 01:05:32 · answer #10 · answered by Glitterstar 2 · 0 0

I am telepathically sending the police to save you...oh damn...no addresss...tooo late!

2006-09-26 01:02:59 · answer #11 · answered by Mean Carleen 7 · 0 0

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