A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A priest came along and asked the boy what he had.
The boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."
The priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The boy replied, "That ain't nothin'. You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's a$s and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
2006-09-26 00:41:04 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
i enjoyed it. but it does not make sense!
2006-09-26 00:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that the most powerful liquid in the world is water+holy.
just a thought!
2006-09-26 01:42:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
Reminds me of the time the same priest was walking down the street and saw a small boy coming towards him with a loaf of bread in one hand and his other hand in his pocket.
"I'm very pleased to see you holding the Staff of Life in your hand my son." Said the priest. "What have you got in your other hand?"
Answered the young boy "A loaf of bread father."
2006-09-26 01:01:45 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, when I heard the title of this joke, I saw it going an ENTIRELY different direction...
2006-09-26 00:43:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just not funny. Either you told the setting wrong or the punchline was wrong.
2006-09-26 00:57:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!! Okay, I almost spilled my sandwich!! That is hilarious! 10 again!
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughter!
2006-09-27 06:10:26 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Great I can't stop laughing! Thanx for starting my day out with that, it should be a great day!
2006-09-26 01:05:21 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats worth telling
2006-09-26 00:59:01 · answer #8 · answered by tan t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2006-09-26 00:43:24 · answer #9 · answered by BAnne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahihihihihi......
that was funny........
but i know you could do better than this....
(no hard feelings)
but its true that was verry funny....
i had a hard time typing because........
i keep on laughing
2006-09-26 00:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by Eunice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋