Black guy finds a genie and grants him 1 wish...he says " i want to be white and surrounded by pusssy" so the genie turns him into a tampax. the moral of this story is that you may get wat u wish for , but there is always a string attached...!!!
2006-09-26 00:40:52 · 18 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A fellow finds a lamp,rubs
it,and a genie appears. I'll grant you three wishes he says. OK, first I want to be a billionaire. POOF! piles and piles of money appear . next,I want to be desired by beautiful women. POOF! beautiful women as far as the eye can see. third, I want to be hung like a black man. the Genie says, at nine tonight your wish will be granted. at exactly nine, there's a knock at the door. six Klansmen, fully robed are standing outside, and one says , " you the dude that wants to be hung like a black man?"
2006-09-26 06:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-09-26 07:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by Emma 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy meets the same genie who grants him a wish.
"I wish my penis could reach the ground." He says and both his legs fell off.
2006-09-26 08:10:34 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's my top 5 celebrity beautys who I wouldn't mind being their tampon....
- Uma Thurman
- Camerron Diaz
- Angelina Joile
- Cluadia Schiffer
- Rachael Stevens
2006-09-26 07:54:26 · answer #4 · answered by Bont11 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heh
2006-09-26 07:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by Game Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny LOL
2006-09-26 07:46:22 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an old one
2006-09-26 07:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by martin r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL ... geeez this could only happen to MEN !!!
good one
2006-09-26 07:44:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so right man! that is totally true!!!!
2006-09-26 07:59:40 · answer #9 · answered by Crappy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very nice :)
2006-09-26 07:52:29 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Slug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋