Should I advertise her house as a brothel in revenge for her unreasonable behaviour. Her cats poo by my bins too...should I throw it back in her garden? Any revenge suggestions?
2006-09-25 23:45:19 · 12 answers · asked by soggykipper 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
If they are a danger to children then they shouldn't be allowed out on the street....or mayby I should lock my kids away jerry!
2006-09-25 23:56:21 · update #1
1) Grip the cat by the scruff of its neck
2) Shove a firework up its ar*e
3) knock on her door
4) light the firework
5) Put the cat down
6) Jump back over to your garden
7) Watch in histerics
That ought to do the trick =D
2006-09-26 00:03:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feel free to fling the cat **** back into her yard but you shouldn't advertise her house as a brothel because that would only encourage strange men into your neighborhood and near your children. Buy your neighbor a sign for her lawn that reads "Be Aware of Cat-Beware of Owner"
2006-09-25 23:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by Grace 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Teach your kids to stay away from the cat. Teach your children to not grow up to be like "that lady". Ask the neighbor to keep the cat out of your yard (not that she will pay any attention to you). Other than that...let it go.
2006-09-26 00:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but why don't you ask her why she does it? It might just be that she's loopy, or it might be that she's terrified that the cats will panic and attack your kids if they get too close and scratch their tiny faces with their sharp sharp claws, and then you'd probably want her to get rid of them...?
revenge normally leads to counter-revenge, so it's not a good path to start down. If people just talk to each other rationally, it usually saves alot of agro.
2006-09-25 23:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by nigel h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if she yells at your kids.yell back and report abuse to the police.tell her they are only babies,get yourself a big family dog and teach it to hate cats ,i love cats but they were always using my garden as a toilet.until i got a dog they used to try stealing his food,but he soon put a stop to that.i would shout"kishta"meaning scat in hebrew ,it always works.good luck and forget you have a nasty neighbour,from mikhal in israel.
2006-09-25 23:57:08 · answer #5 · answered by mikhal k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not teach your kids to stay away from her cat? And her, of course.
2006-09-25 23:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
buy an air rifle, shoot the cat, smile at your neighbour when you mention "glad to see you got rid of the cat" dont forget to sell the air rifle.
2006-09-26 05:11:33 · answer #7 · answered by steve69 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would put her cats poop undre the door handles of her car so she gets it up her nails when she goes to open the door!
2006-09-25 23:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by Catwhiskers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, no tell her to keep her cats away from your babies...(and I am a cat lover)
2006-09-25 23:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by Ladeebug71 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kidnap the old bint and sell her to a Muslim who needs an 8th wife.
2006-09-25 23:49:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋