Assuming the chicken is a Rhode Island Red, and the duck is a Muscovy.And each has three years in the special forces.
2006-09-25 22:50:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Jeez, assuming that the weapons have been specially adapted for beaks.
2006-09-25 23:03:14 · update #1
are they still trying to get to the other side of the road?
2006-09-26 03:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by chays 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The duck would win. He would have his mates shouting his name every time the chicken fired off a rocket and he would... ahem... "duck" out of the way.
Oh God, I am so sorry.
2006-09-26 08:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to agree with first guy, as the cook has opposable thumbs with which to operate his butcher knife,whereas, special forces training or not, neither bird is said to possess these necessary appendages. =}
2006-09-26 06:01:37 · answer #3 · answered by booti92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cook wins. Both birds will have been defeathered and will be well-done.
2006-09-26 05:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all a question of opposable thumbs ;o)
2006-09-26 06:00:06 · answer #5 · answered by Sam J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋