Ok so I was sitting on Answers, eating a few honey roasted cashew and peanuts because I have the shakes and i knocked the bowl and all its contents (including the really salty bit of dust you get in the bottom of the packet) all over my keyboard!
I couldn't get the hoover out because my 2 year old daughter is having a nap on the couch so had to get on my hands and knees, trace the keyboard wire and unplug it so i could take it outside and dust the damn thing off!
Can anyone beat that?
2006-09-25 22:13:07 · 26 answers · asked by Andromeda Newton™ 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Well @ work today i had to do the number 2 so bad! i mean i haven't been in a while and i got the sudden painful urge - you know? - anyways i rushed to the loo and let it go but for got to lock the door and the boss strolled in and almost died!
2006-09-25 22:22:43 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm supposed to be delivering a lecture soon, and it's coming up really fast. I'm not ready. So what did I do instead of getting my notes together and getting this thing written? I sat around for hours chatting with someone online, instead.
2006-09-25 22:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by solarius 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea.
I logged onto the Internet, and opened my mouth via a key board, and showed the world a long lasting impression of how much of an idiot I am.
2006-09-25 22:17:11 · answer #3 · answered by Honesty is the best policy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I threw a burrito throughout the time of the room & smacked some stylish throughout the time of her face on the eating position........frustrating. Her cheek grew to change into purple, i loled sooo frustrating, she cried, anybody stared at me angrily........i apologised, were given out, loled some better.
2016-12-02 02:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by abeta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I spend 25 pounds I don't even have on Ebay. I didnt really want any of it, I just cant handle being out-bidded! Lol.
2006-09-26 03:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by - 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I listened to a male friend of mine tell me a line of crap about how he wants to be with me instead of his wife, when I called him out on it the dirty, rotten, egg sucking pig hung up on me and I have not spoken to him since...Next time he calls I'll let voice mail pick-up, why are men so damn dirty???????
2006-09-25 22:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by Ladeebug71 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can,t beat that but i fell over the cat then with that fell down the stairs head first in to the cupboard at the bootom of the stairs
2006-09-25 22:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by martin r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had a terrible day. i own a business. it was awful, i just wanted to go hide in my closet at home where no one would find me. it seemed like everyone was rude, i got served a lawsuit, and i was short employees, on a busy day. and i have deep marriage problems and bills.... i need pozac... lol
2006-09-25 22:19:05 · answer #8 · answered by mercedes1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put my tee shirt on inside out, now I am going to feel cursed all day long.
2006-09-25 23:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got out of my bed to go to school
2006-09-25 22:18:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋