2006-09-25 22:04:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
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2006-09-26 05:56:24 · answer #1 · answered by p.g 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've got shared my mattress considering the fact that day a million, even interior the scientific institution. i'm a unmarried mom so i don't would desire to worry approximately Dad rolling over, or not sufficient space. we've a queen sized mattress, with the top and one area against the wall. I easily have the covers tucked in tight and low on the mattress, so my toddler isn't coated in any respect yet my decrease physique is. I easily have a pillow for me, and one under the covers for knee help (I have been given addicted to that from the being pregnant!) and none on her "area". i've got in no way rolled too close or had a scare. sometimes we sleep a approaches aside if i prefer to stretch out, sometimes we sleep cuddled up. whilst she have been given her first chilly she enjoyed to have her head snuggled against my chest (i think of she purely enjoyed my shirt as a kleenex haha) and whilst she has gas i'm going to sleep with my arm on her abdomen and she or he holds directly to it and it form of feels to alleviate her of indicators. i are transforming into to be smack from very almost everyone (alongside with the wellbeing practitioner and nurses on the scientific institution) approximately sharing a mattress. She did spend 2 weeks in her crib, and she or he did purely superb, yet i admire having her close and she or he looks to awaken happier. take exhilaration in it! i'm going to be unhappy as quickly as we provide up!
2016-12-18 17:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by hyre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a quote from Goldilocks and the Three Bears, or did you neglect to get the guy's name last night?
2006-09-26 03:06:21 · answer #3 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus. Just look at the stain he left. Must have had the night sweats. If I were you, I'd sell it on e-bay as a genuine sacred cloth. Does Jesus' sweat count as holy water?
2006-09-25 23:28:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goldylocks.
2006-09-26 01:42:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So THAT explains why the whole room is different. And I thought somebody just remodeled for me! Sorry about that.
2006-09-27 03:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who hasn't?
2006-09-26 19:55:35 · answer #7 · answered by bubbacornflakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry did i leave a white stain again.
2006-09-28 00:51:45 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snow white. I know my classics.
2006-09-25 22:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by Not Your Friend 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you really want to know?
2006-09-25 22:29:17 · answer #10 · answered by boo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋