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Why are there eating instructions on a box of Orios? Can't you figure out how to eat a cookie?

2006-09-25 21:33:02 · 18 answers · asked by Crow_Feeder 2 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

18 answers

The US have become a Litgation society: people are always looking for a reason to sue, therefore companies try to minimize the reasons by providing instructions on their products!

2006-09-25 21:38:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

You are the one who is stupid. If companies don't do that, and if customers come down with an accident in eating the cookies (they could try eating from their nostrils) and guess what? They sue the company for billions of $. So wouldn't it be better if they print those eating instructions out than suffer their customer's displeasure and risk having the company's reputation tarnished?

2006-09-26 04:48:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ORIOS BAH, TRY A HOB NOB, THE SAS OF DUNKERS,
americans put idiot guides on everthing even on thier weapons ,just in case the enemy can read.

2006-09-26 04:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by lefang 5 · 0 0

I'm not saying you're stupid, but... why waste five points to suggest 'Americans' can't figure out how to eat cookies? Not enough ability for a modicum of decorum? Of course not! It's 'Oreo', Bumbo! Can't you figure out how to waste points on intelligent questions?:-{

2006-09-26 18:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It is not that americans are stupid, it is becaust they are too smart for their own good.

if you do not put instructions on how to properly eat a cookie, someone will choke to death, and then their family will sue the company out of business.

2006-09-26 04:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Never mind. Eating cookies is a sin.

2006-09-26 04:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one! very amusing .....do the instructions go into separating the cookie for the creme filling of just milk dunking
by the way you wouldn't be far off to say so .........

2006-09-26 04:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0 0

Is this True only in the USA ? I would Suspect that sort of Thing all over the "Advanced" World.Prove Otherwise!

2006-09-26 04:45:56 · answer #8 · answered by gvaporcarb 6 · 0 0

We are not all Americans in this country.

2006-09-26 04:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Now I have to go buy a box of oreos

2006-09-26 04:35:47 · answer #10 · answered by Juniper C 4 · 2 0

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