What Task/Job could you do Better than Anyone, if given the chance?

Question

We've all said, "If I had the chance I could do a better job than they are, I could do it better than anyone!"

Well, now's your chance! (Well at least to tell people about it) -- What could you do better than enyone else? It doesn't have to be a job, it can be a task, a performance, a trick, a story or novel, an invention, a joke, anything!

Think about it ! Impress the world (Or at least those of us here on Yahoo!).

-Sorry about the category, it was the best fit I could find-

Answer 1

Hey JPR,

I am pretty sure that I could do a comic book better than a lot of others. Either that or I would like to be the person that sits in a jury box and pulls the lever to give 'em juice! (I know, they don't give them juice in the jury box... but please follow the analogy!)

Gary

Answer 2

Space Shuttle Pilot. All you have to do on takeoff is strap in and hang the flurk on. After that, NASA tells you just about every move you should make.Landing is a snap, the shuttle acts like a giant glider. Just line up with the runway while you're over Alabama, and glide in.

Answer 3

I wish I could impress the world by curing AIDS.

Answer 4

I could write a novel that would be as brilliant as 'Gone with the Wind'. It would be made into a movie and be read and re-read for decades. (Ahhhh....but it is so nice to dream :) )

Answer 5

I'm not bragging but I'm really good at scrap booking so I can decorate a mean scrapbook.

Answer 6

Make people laugh

Answer 7

i have a good senses of humour. i have a joke, there is a chair it walk....with shoes on street lalalalala the chair walking hahahaha