Explain your situation...
2006-09-25 19:57:23 · 7 answers · asked by happy g 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Biology
Not pinched a loaf but I've sharted and have had several close calls.
I forgot you wanted details. Once while camping we were on the beach and I'd been holding it for a while. Later that night when it was time to go I couldn't hold it back any longer and it turned into one of those emergency situations. I just got my shorts down when my *** pretty much exploded. I ended up with some **** on the back of my shorts. I had to wipe my *** with my sock which I then threw in lake michigan. When people are around who know the story I tell them it's "time to lose a sock" whenever I have to ****.
The shart happened in Africa. I had no idea I was going to to it. It was early in the AM and I guess the previous night's dinner didin't agree with me. I just let out a little one and I was like "man, that felt a little wetter than usual". Sure enough I sharted my pants. I took shower but it really sucked. The water pressure wasn't the greatest and I had to hold the head (it was on a hose) and manuever my body around the stream of water as opposed to the other way around. There was no place to wash clothews so I threw my shitty drawers in a ravine.
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2006-09-26 01:14:59 · answer #1 · answered by el bastard sanchez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confident, and The Cat will easily attempt a nibble from the suited of each muffin to make certain which one is the best. After finding that none are as much as his elementary, he leaves them with kitty nibbles in almost each muffin. Who needs to consume a blueberry muffin with kitty nibbles in it? Beside the parrot I recommend. I doubt he's flavor tasting to make certain in the event that they are poison. I recommend he loves me and all, yet i think of thats MY activity, in accordance to him and our slavery relationship.
2016-12-18 17:07:00 · answer #2 · answered by hyre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-26 06:01:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds bizarre. You travel around with loaves of bread in your pants? That sounds kinky to me.
2006-09-25 19:59:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sh-- no!But I've run some nasty stuff down my leg the day after a bad drunk when i thought i was gonna fart.
2006-09-25 20:05:28 · answer #5 · answered by PuppetDog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh??
2006-09-25 20:07:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-25 20:04:45 · answer #7 · answered by MoMoney23 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋