Diaries meets Jerry Springer Episode!! It all started one time when me and my wife went to visit her sister and bro-in-law a few hours away. That was the normal part. What happened later when her sister brought out cowboy hats, black paint and ritz crackers is when it got a little weird. She wanted me and her husband to paint each othe black while wearing cowboy hats and eating ritz crackers. I said no but she was persistent and proceeded to bust out other props that she wanted us to use like - 1. an expired library card 2. A fake shark fin 3. 1993 national geographic magazine 4. Some origami roosters and last but not least 5. Charles in Charge Scott Baio autographed poster. I mean i think she could need some real help here! She also howls when she sleeps. What should I do?????
2006-09-25 17:57:57 · 13 answers · asked by Rosco P. Coltrain 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Ok call me crazy but I see nothing wrong with that particular alternative lifestyle...I've heard of gay, black, cowboy, cracker-lovin' before. It's like the new thing. Also props are encouraged with the new "alties" as I like to call them. Maybe she enjoys animals on the side, this could be explained by the howling, orgami roosters, shark fin & national geographic. The only puzzeling thing here is the expired library card...perhaps alittle librarian fetish mixed in??? So it's the gayblackcowboycrackeranimallibrarianist lifestyle...quit being such a bigot- gayblackcowboycrackeranimallibrarianists should get the same respect as us all without the stigma of "crazy"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-26 11:49:48 · answer #1 · answered by Weeber 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ritz Crackers! EEUGH!!!
2006-09-25 18:12:42 · answer #2 · answered by glenbarrington 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 things caught my eye when I read your Q. Red&December! Very bad ! I hate to burst your bubble, but I am telling you 3 years and it will be over!
2006-09-25 19:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by Chad M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question sounds fake, but if it is real I would have to say, you must confront your wife. Tell her what makes you feel uncomfortable and suggest "couple's therapy". If this does not work and it is unbearable, then I say annulment.
2006-09-25 18:02:15 · answer #4 · answered by lisaaz29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutley SICK, ABNORMAL behavior. I mean what kind of sicko just allows their library card to expuire like that. She is sick stay far away.
2006-09-26 04:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by theblessedknower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life and stop asking questions that are not real. (Or you could move even farther from the nut!) Thanks for the laugh either way!
2006-09-25 18:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by It All Matters.~☺♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce her, move to Amsterdam, and marry her brother. Even if you're straight, it can't POSSIBLY get any weirder.
2006-09-25 18:05:31 · answer #7 · answered by Brian L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay the hell away from that freak!
2006-09-25 18:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by Nattie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you should smother them both with a pillow, then seriously consider medication !!!!
2006-09-25 18:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by red77chevy350 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um...stay away from her. She sounds crazy.
2006-09-25 17:59:55 · answer #10 · answered by ~~ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋