2006-09-25 17:18:02 · 28 answers · asked by realquietcool 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
This is one of the 26 Deadly Questions That There Are No Right Answers To. Others include: Do you remember the first time you told me you loved me? Or, "What are you thinking about right NOW?" or "Do you think she's pretty?" Or the granddaddy of them all, "If I die, will you remarry?" The problem with these questions is, once they've been asked, it's too late. You're screwed. You need to get out of there fast. Create a diversion. Pretend your cell phone rang "on vibrate". Tell her you gotta go, "big emergency", anything to get out of there. If you're trapped and cannot think on your feet, lie like hell. Tell her what you think another woman would say. Do not think like a man or try to guess what she expects you to say. Chick speak is the only thing that will save you. Or just grunt, say "I dunno" and take another pull off your beer. Belch loudly, and she'll probably leave in disgust. In general, DO NOT answer these questions!!!
2006-09-26 02:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!!! Just.... Wow!!!
First off, I would answer the fat question with a question. Perhaps; Hey Babe! That is such an unfair question, if I asked you if I still turn you on and make you wet? What would you say?
The question was: "Am I Fat?"
My translation of this question, "Do you still find me desirable?"
We all need to be reassured of this. ALL of us. We put so much trust in our partner and we are so vernerable to what their opinion is... Why is that? Cuz they are the ones we are supposed to trust! We need to feel validated by the one person that we share secrets with. We also want to be lied to... YES, lied to. Even if we know it, all we want to here is... No You are a Hottie!!
Then look into the eyes of your partner and say....
YES, I still find you desirable! I realize now when you asked me that qestion that I have been lax in my attention to you. What does it matter what you look like, I love you as a soulmate and there is no barriers or footnotes or exceptions to my desire for you.
THEN, the next day, YOU better call her and ask her out for a date just like the scared man you were when you were courting her.
Good luck man,
Jeffrey
2006-09-25 17:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they have to ask, it is probably they feel they have a bit too much here or there, then you say NO.
Unless of course, you want to be having sex with yourself in the bathroom for the near rest of your life.
Besides, they usually are not really even fat.
2006-09-25 17:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by David S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she was a lard bucket I'd say so. But I wouldn't have a GF or wife that was a lard bucket. Lard is bad for the cholesterol and just looking at it gives me clogged arteries. So, I am not putting my life at risk just because the old lady got fatso and I stayed my same tall, slender, blonde, blue-eyed handsome self. And I don't want to be seen with a bucket of Colonel Sanders falling out of her bucket and onto the carpet. I'd utter, "Why you old fat slut, get out of my house and set yourself on fire."
Or, I would get chubbo myself so we would have something in common.
2006-09-25 17:23:22 · answer #4 · answered by ALWAYS GOTTA KNOW 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No. Say no.
Do add any sort of I love you just the way you are. That sounds like Yes you're fat and I love you anyways.
2006-09-25 17:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by Katherine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stay away from hurting her thoughts yet shall we are saying she has an gruesome gown advise you flow procuring to purchase her a present of a clean one, if she seems genuine genuine undesirable and also you imagine someone is going to interrupt her thoughts you should tell her, gently yet firmly, and then enable her come to a decision. sturdy success, start up off the communication with i like you,
2016-11-24 19:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just say NO there is never a way to get around telling them they have gained a few but if they are asking they know that they are bigger then when you first got together
2006-09-25 17:21:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"How do you want me to answer that? How do you feel about your question?"
"Are you asking me if I love you the way you are? If so the answer is an absolute YES!"
2006-09-25 17:20:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say "Baby, do you think I would be with you if I wasn't attracted to you? You are beautiful the way you are." Unless you really think she's ugly...then you should break up with her if looks are all that matter to you.
2006-09-25 17:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i put that wide open question out there....he better be willing to tell me the truth...but i aint fat....
2006-09-25 17:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by Elly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋