We can laugh all day with our kids sometimes. Mine is 3 and has gotten me to spurt milk out of my nose a couple times. What funny story can you think of that happened to you or a friend?
She used to roar loudly and crazily at people and tell them she was the wine king..(the Lion King). A couple of them said, "With that roar, I'd say you've been drinking". I couldn't get her to stop for weeks after she saw that movie.
2006-09-25 17:17:50 · 9 answers · asked by LadyMagick 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I taught 5th grade in a catholic school. on the religion final exam, there was a question that read "The ________________ is when jesus went to heaven after the resurrection"(the answer is ascension) one of the boys wrote "erection" as his answer! I laughed so hard i had to put my head down on my desk. I asked him to come up to my desk and told him i couldnt read his writing and to tell me the answer - he said ascension, so he wasnt just being silly. i made a copy of the exam, hi lited the answer and put it in the teachers room. i go and look at it whenever i need to laugh.
2006-09-25 20:16:12 · answer #1 · answered by krisr22 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One time when i was around 8 or 9..my dad got a phone call and when he picked it up he realized that it was a wrong number..on the other end was a little girl and she asked my dad straight out "how do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?"..that was all she wanted..so after my dad was done laughing..he proceeded to tell the little girl step by step how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich..we still get a laugh from this one 27 years later
2006-09-25 21:36:33 · answer #2 · answered by unpronounceable 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
When my 9 year old was 5 he stuck a peanut up his nose and my dad got a tissue and told him to blow and he blew! He got snot all over my dad. It was funny-not to my dad.
My other son was almost 2 and we were looking at apartments and go figure he finds a screw on the ground and sticks that up his nose. We had magnetic games in the car that's how we got that out. I asked him why he did that then my son said I thought my head was loose, I was just trying to tighten it.
2006-09-25 17:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ to ...... 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
well... my 5 year old daughter was gettin frustrated with one of her three brothers. She looked right at him and said "back off barbie!!!" I lost it!!!
My son (who is now 8) when he was 2 or so had a soiled diaper. I was in the middle of cooking dinner and talking and he kept interrupting me. (little did I know he was dirty) Then all of a sudden he yelled as loud as he could, " HELLLLO I POOPED!!!"
That same child also last year said he was 20 ft. tall, weighed 75 pounds and had diabetes. A couple months later I asked him if he still had it. He said, "no, I shrank and that cured it"
2006-09-25 17:31:31 · answer #4 · answered by ktjokt 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Years ago when my nephew was about 4, my husband and I were babysitting him when the subject of middle names came up. We couldn't recall his middle name and we asked him. He didn't know either, so thinking of how parents sometimes call their children by their full names when scolding them, we asked him what his mother said when she was angry with him. He replied "Bad words". He's now 26 and we still joke about it.
2006-09-25 17:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by Patricia S 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ok this is kinda long but me and my son had just moved next door to my sister and we went next door to borrow something from her. She had company at the time and she was trying to introduce us to him. She says this is my sister so and so and her son and then she tells us her friends name is Dick. My sons eyes about popped out of the sockett and he immediately takes me aside and says Mom his name is Dick can I say it?He was tugging on the back of my shirt all the way out the door saying that. I could have died.
2006-09-25 17:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by flutterby 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
for my four year old neices bithday party,i gave her a bowl of fresh bing cherries on ice to pass, when i got her to eat a few,i asked her what flavor she got. she said umm,"bubble gum".
2006-09-25 17:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My 5 yr old nephew asked my Grandpa why his teeth were yellow.I couldn't stop laughing.
2006-09-25 17:20:08 · answer #8 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
OK i don't know where she is getting this but my daughter is turning into a sailor...
she is allowed her nookie at bedtime... and one day she wanted it and i told her no...
got all mad said "I'm not happy mama i want my damn nookie and i want it now... lmao and that made it even worse.. she pick up her play telephone and called her "grandma" and says.. "grandma... yeah its me, mama is being a real crab ***..".....
2006-09-25 17:24:29 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋