He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat.
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast.
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide ... he looked inside.
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...
And then he stuffed the turkey.
!Sick freaks what did you think it would be? Best response for 10 points
2006-09-25 16:27:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Hahaha..
There he was
sitting next to her
she looked him in the eyes
she knew it was going to hurt
he said is this your first time
she nodded, she said yes
he said don't worry i´ll be gentle
she said please not to hard
then after they were done he pulled it out
she was bleeding and she was sore
he went to get some cotton
to put it on the hole
at the end she said, thank you for making my first time getting a tooth pulled out easy..
hahaha it was kind of like that...
2006-09-25 16:40:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are just so incredibly funny and such a genius.
2006-09-25 23:29:02 · answer #2 · answered by nobluffzone 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah...i bet the end of this poem threw a lot of guys off rythm...if ya know what i mean...*wink wink*
2006-09-25 23:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by Killer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it kept my attention to the end right on player
2006-09-25 23:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by Raymond B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what i dont get it did he make love to the turkey???? lol jus play'n, but very cute...umm poem
2006-09-25 23:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by AQ_shortie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I'm gonna go stuff my turkey RIGHT NOW!
G'nite, ya'll!
2006-09-25 23:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
knew it was a turkey.. gobble gobble
2006-09-25 23:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stuffd with what?
2006-09-26 03:41:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just luv the humour.. lol
2006-09-25 23:37:18 · answer #9 · answered by ANAS S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Her might slap him.
2006-09-25 23:31:50 · answer #10 · answered by tj 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋