2006-09-25 15:41:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
change my name and move to alaska. my mom would tell everyone i died!
2006-09-25 20:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by krisr22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are several options to do in this case.. Hmm. If it is number 1, don't wory about it, and simply tell his mom or something that the toilet isn't functioning propperly. If it is number 2, and it is solid, ( I know this sounds NASTY, but you have to do it if you don't wanna look like a groady person.. let alone to yur cruch... ) scoop it up and wrap it in a buch of toilet paper and stick it in the nearest trash recepticle. When you have finished in the restroom, and have gotten everything taken care of, act as though nothing happened. He/she probably won't even know it was you, or even seem to notice that anything happened.
What would you do??
2006-09-25 22:47:27 · answer #2 · answered by Cyber Spacer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you crap anywhere but home in the first place? if you clogged the toilet at the home of the person that you have a crush on i feel sorry for you, then again you must have because you asked this stupid question. it is rediculous to even crap in a public toilet, why not hold it in? another tip i have, cut down on the wads of toilet paper that you used to wipe your crack!
2006-09-25 22:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by fatiima 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have done this! I was very sick and he went to the store to get me meds. I clogged the toilet and called him to see if he had a plunger. he didnt. so I had to use the toilet brush. I removed all the evidence before he got home but when he walked in my son yelled "MY MOMMIES POOP CLOGGED YOUR TOILET" he was wonderful about it though
2006-09-25 22:44:57 · answer #4 · answered by wantme_comegetme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've just got to "fess up." Because if you try to fix it yourself you might make the toilet overflow, thus creating a huger mess. I've heard horror stories from friends (one even did that the first time he went over to his g.f.'s parents' house!).
Seriously, just ask if they have a plunger, and take care of the problem.
2006-09-25 22:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by it's me! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First - stop the water! turn off the valve.
Next - check for a plunger.
Next - no plunger, use the plastic bag from the trash can as a glove and scoop out the mess. turn on the water.Flush
Next - put on your makeup and walk out like nothing happened.
2006-09-25 22:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by Nick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unclog it. If he finds out, laugh about it. Watch "Dumb and Dumber" together. I think it's hilarious (when he has diarrhea and the toilet is broken.) and it would lighten the situation a lot.
2006-09-25 22:44:06 · answer #7 · answered by Jes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask if there's a plunger in the house. Say you need it for your baton practice for next week's homecoming queen parade.
2006-09-25 22:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get the plunger out and plung the toilet, tell your bf what you did
2006-09-25 22:48:10 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Escape out of the bathroom window. FAST.
2006-09-25 22:43:59 · answer #10 · answered by Hasslick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first thing you gotta do is look around in the bathroom for a plunger
after that
well
you've got problems
2006-09-25 22:44:19 · answer #11 · answered by irishblueeyes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋